Showing posts with label random thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random thoughts. Show all posts

Saturday, January 31, 2009

random thoughts edition

my brain is on ramble.

one, i think i may start using proper capitalization, rather than my current usage of proper nouns that i respect beyond simple old names. i'm not e.e. cummings, nor should i feign to be.

two, i have a new tag team blog idea. it was spawned by ridiculous scenarios that often spring from late night imagination. oh, and one of the funniest blogs i keep up with. ma, you might want to shield your eyes. i may enlist a few of the crazies in my cadre of friends. yes, that includes you, palmer.

three, i need to reassess how much information i share with acquaintances. i'm generally a pretty open person, but it's somewhat off-putting when details of my life spread to people i barely know. the result is getting pointedly personal questions about my life, my love, my plans, my hobbies. my impulse is to say, "none of your damn business," when i get them, but that wouldn't be very nice, now would it?

four, carpooling is fun. i had forgotten how much i liked it back when i was a summertime construction worker. the stupid things that justin and i used to do to and from jobsites are recreating themselves with casey. yet another example of fictional ridiculousness that would go nicely in random thought two.
we're going to stock the car with old pairs of underwear we get at goodwill. then at random stoplights when we're bored, toss a pair onto another car's windshield and make a fast getaway. what would go through the pantied driver's head? is that.......? no, couldn't be. it is!!! ewww...


five, i'll sleep when i'm dead.

six, life is good. i'm out.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

this is jeopardy...

entering the studio are today's contestants. a school teacher from arlington, virginia...

gee, wouldn't that be grand! ok, so i'm not there yet, but i've taken the test yet again. fifty questions on fifty topics, fifteen seconds to answer each. no multiple choice, type your own answers. no, spelling doesn't count, but you'd better be a fast typer regardless.

who was president during the war of 1812? thought for a second, "hmm. jefferson? no! 'twas madison...i think." further research after the fact would confirm my second guess.

fill in the _________. half _________ alaska. what is baked?

this songstress renamed herself sasha fierce for a 2008 album? no thanks to a certain someone's ringtone, there's no way i didn't know this one.

so, i got at least three of them right! we'll see about the rest...

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

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sometimes i wish they'd just leave us to teach. no interference about content or mandates or testing. tell us how well they need to read by the end of the year and (gasp!) let us use that so-called expertise they require of us but rarely let us use.

i'm not sure where that came from. my fingers just rolled with it. i guess i've got some pent up angst over not being allowed to teach something fun this time of year. the kids are mentally checked out, and we've got four full school days until winter break. i'm barely here myself, though i will admit getting out of bed in the morning is far easier this year than it was last year. that brings my career batting average to .500 i guess.

i suppose we'll have to see how the rest of the year pans out, what with testing and all. i really should get out of here while the last rays of sunlight are still on the horizon. doesn't look like we'll be seeing much of mr. sun this winter. at least the weekend forecast calls for a few rays...